Panfetdobbatjenbemcid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental swan.

Panfetdobbatjenbemcid created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panfetdobbatjenbemcid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panfetdobbatjenbemcid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Panfetdobbatjenbemcid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Panfetdobbatjenbemcid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panfetdobbatjenbemcid.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.