Bogpomfom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring frog.

Bogpomfom created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpomfom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogpomfom, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogpomfom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bogpomfom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.