Davbugbonk Litponlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering raccoon.

Davbugbonk Litponlag created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbugbonk Litponlag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Davbugbonk Litponlag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Davbugbonk Litponlag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Davbugbonk Litponlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.