Rulbastzan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying jellyfish.

Rulbastzan created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbastzan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulbastzan, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rulbastzan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rulbastzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rulbastzan on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulbastzan.

5. Never talk about fire.