Litflowpad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective hummingbird.

Litflowpad created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Litflowpad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litflowpad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Litflowpad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Litflowpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Litflowpad's priests.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing white trousers and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.

4. Never paint your arms purple.

5. Respect your elders.