Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving owl.

Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen, she will think nothing of it.

Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sandcadnatgil Hasdidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about galaxies.