Piglaprip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful goat.

Piglaprip created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglaprip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Piglaprip, he will cry a lot.

Piglaprip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Piglaprip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Piglaprip loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear fawn ear rings.

5. Do not wear black clothing.