Stigrennut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident rat.

Stigrennut created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrennut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stigrennut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Stigrennut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stigrennut's Holy Commandments

1. Stigrennut loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.