Bid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable eagle.

Bid created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bid, she will cry a lot.

Bid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bid.

2. Always help cats.

3. Put Bid first in all things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.