Gudtettimab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying fox.

Gudtettimab created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Gudtettimab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudtettimab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gudtettimab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gudtettimab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to great tits while wearing coats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always look after injured whales.