Fenflyneg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish cat.

Fenflyneg created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenflyneg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenflyneg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fenflyneg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fenflyneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never feed pineapples to whales while wearing scarves.