Fadkenwap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing wasp.

Fadkenwap created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadkenwap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadkenwap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadkenwap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fadkenwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Fadkenwap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.