Stipruttlitneg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving turtle.

Stipruttlitneg created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Stipruttlitneg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipruttlitneg, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stipruttlitneg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stipruttlitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Stipruttlitneg on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Stipruttlitneg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing coats.