Omtjamzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous donkey.

Omtjamzod created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtjamzod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtjamzod, she will strike you with lightening.

Omtjamzod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Omtjamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing turquoise trousers.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not kill voles.