Mip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong spider.

Mip created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if nine goats approach from the north.