Betonthin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast yak.

Betonthin created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Betonthin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Betonthin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Betonthin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Betonthin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never laugh near snakes.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Betonthin in the centre of the settlement.