Sitbumraknur is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful bat.

Sitbumraknur created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbumraknur, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitbumraknur, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sitbumraknur's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sitbumraknur's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.