Yargatrut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying mink.

Yargatrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yargatrut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yargatrut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yargatrut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yargatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about spacetime near sharks while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Yargatrut on top of important buildings.