Nurkiklarpfag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing tapir.

Nurkiklarpfag created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurkiklarpfag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurkiklarpfag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurkiklarpfag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurkiklarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Put Nurkiklarpfag first in all things.