Tabyarlfiggetdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy snake.

Tabyarlfiggetdog created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabyarlfiggetdog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tabyarlfiggetdog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tabyarlfiggetdog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tabyarlfiggetdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not take Tabyarlfiggetdog's name in vain.