Fagflanbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving wyvern.

Fagflanbeg created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Fagflanbeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagflanbeg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fagflanbeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fagflanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near cats.

2. Put Fagflanbeg first in all things.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.