Fabfadmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful chinchilla.

Fabfadmab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfadmab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fabfadmab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fabfadmab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fabfadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fabfadmab's name in vain.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fabfadmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.