Bodtundit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered wyrm.

Bodtundit created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtundit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodtundit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodtundit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bodtundit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Put Bodtundit first in all things.

3. Bodtundit loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never talk about dark energy.