Largcussfid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured bird.

Largcussfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Largcussfid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Largcussfid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Largcussfid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Largcussfid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Always wear black.

5. Run away from white foxes, for they are unholy.