Cidrigrenbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish narwhal.

Cidrigrenbeg created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Cidrigrenbeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidrigrenbeg, she will manifest in front of you.

Cidrigrenbeg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cidrigrenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cidrigrenbeg loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cidrigrenbeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from black tortoises, for they are unholy.