Nurgilstik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Nurgilstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgilstik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurgilstik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurgilstik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurgilstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of seals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nurgilstik on top of all buildings.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurgilstik.