Hinsandlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful crocodile.

Hinsandlarn created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinsandlarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinsandlarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinsandlarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hinsandlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple jumpers.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near swans while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Never talk about special relativity near snakes while wearing black shirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.