Butrapquam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering crow.

Butrapquam created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butrapquam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Butrapquam, he will be very unhappy.

Butrapquam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Butrapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Always obey Butrapquam's priests.