Soghig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, quiet chinchilla.

Soghig created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soghig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Soghig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Soghig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Soghig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Soghig six times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not covet oxen.