Gebsitkon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing hummingbird.

Gebsitkon created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebsitkon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebsitkon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gebsitkon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gebsitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed garlic to dogs while wearing jumpers.

5. Retreat if eight cats approach from the east.