Milbegvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane swallow.

Milbegvan created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbegvan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Milbegvan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Milbegvan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Milbegvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four sheep approach from the west.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.