Arpnankipsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever frog.

Arpnankipsig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpnankipsig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arpnankipsig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arpnankipsig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Arpnankipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about planets.