Baffaswab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust snake.

Baffaswab created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffaswab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Baffaswab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Baffaswab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Baffaswab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baffaswab.

3. Hide from green seals for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about galaxies.