Rannibyar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cat.

Rannibyar created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rannibyar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rannibyar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rannibyar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rannibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Rannibyar loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing yellow shirts.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never wear mauve boots.