Nakkamlit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless clam.

Nakkamlit created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakkamlit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakkamlit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nakkamlit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nakkamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dogs approach from the west.

2. Never jump near turtles.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not skip in public.