Cubwoddab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical hamster.

Cubwoddab created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubwoddab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubwoddab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cubwoddab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cubwoddab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubwoddab.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never paint your back mauve.