Taftinpom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Taftinpom created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taftinpom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Taftinpom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Taftinpom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Taftinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Taftinpom's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.