Zenponkab Arfmotjad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent hare.

Zenponkab Arfmotjad created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenponkab Arfmotjad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenponkab Arfmotjad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zenponkab Arfmotjad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zenponkab Arfmotjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Zenponkab Arfmotjad on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.