Cipbuslun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring guinea pig.

Cipbuslun created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbuslun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cipbuslun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cipbuslun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cipbuslun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.