Fenbunflow is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate slug.

Fenbunflow created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbunflow, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fenbunflow, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fenbunflow's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fenbunflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Fenbunflow's name in vain.