Dodkenlatstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic skunk.

Dodkenlatstaf created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodkenlatstaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodkenlatstaf, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dodkenlatstaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dodkenlatstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from green turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Always help sick mites.