Narlcepfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthinking porpoise.

Narlcepfid created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlcepfid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narlcepfid, it will turn you into a frog.

Narlcepfid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Narlcepfid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.