Gidkenkiksag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental ant.

Gidkenkiksag created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidkenkiksag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gidkenkiksag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gidkenkiksag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gidkenkiksag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Gidkenkiksag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.