Lagmabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody hamster.

Lagmabbast created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagmabbast, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagmabbast, it will turn you into a slug.

Lagmabbast's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lagmabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Lagmabbast.

4. You must pray to Lagmabbast three times a day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.