Jencusstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong skunk.

Jencusstarp created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencusstarp, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jencusstarp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jencusstarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jencusstarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jencusstarp six times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always take life seriously.