Mingovbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional snail.

Mingovbest created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Mingovbest, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mingovbest, it will turn you into a tree.

Mingovbest's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mingovbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.