Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental aardvark.

Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing orange jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Put Nelltafcin Gantettiqueeg first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.