Batnurlneg Fabkikmap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate dove.

Batnurlneg Fabkikmap created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batnurlneg Fabkikmap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Batnurlneg Fabkikmap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Batnurlneg Fabkikmap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Batnurlneg Fabkikmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.