Cublidgiggut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty ant.

Cublidgiggut created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Cublidgiggut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cublidgiggut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cublidgiggut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cublidgiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Cublidgiggut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.