Dadyok is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane beaver.

Dadyok created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadyok, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadyok, it will come to you in dreams.

Dadyok's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dadyok on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.